UPDATE UPDATE
Important news!
The Fucking Reptile is back? What?
Recently, the Hard-to-destroy-Reptile has reappeared, after being thought to be eradicated completely. This obviously annoys all of our personnel (especially the O5 council). We try everything to kill it. Again. We hope all readers have a nice day!
Comments from personnel
O5-4
"Oh my fucking goooooood. Why can't the thing just stay dead? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"
O5-1
"I'm honestly not surprised."
MTF Alpha-1 (from another universe)
"Maybe the mere knowledge of its existence is enough for it to regenerate?"
Jokes with Ozob and Bozob!
(They really wanted their own sectio here for some reason)
- Fifty-Five walk into a bar... what was the joke again?
- The old man walks through a bar.
- How many members of the Ethics Committee does it take to change a lightbulb? None! The Ethics Committee can't change anything! (HEY!)
- How fast can The Sculpture move? Breakneck speed!
Hor hor hor hor hor!!!
Now, for next weeks cafeteria food!
Monday is Soup day! Many different kinds of soup too. BORING!
Tuesday is very spicy. Yeah, it's chilli!
Wednesday has THE REALLY FREAKING AWESOME HAM!!!
Thursday is Mandatory Salad day.
Friday is Pizza day, like every week!
Saturday has THE FUCKING HAM AGAIN!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Sunday Soup day again.